Time for a paranoia meme. YES IT'S LAME; GET OVER IT.

Oh, right. For anyone who is not familiar with a paranoia meme: I think about things I want to tell [ you ] but won't. And I write it down. And then [ you ] sit there and think, "Well crap, is this me?" or don't.

...There's a better explanation elsewhere, I'm sure.

( Cheating, because ten isn't enough. )

( Behind here )